Orientation

Dalam minggu orientasi, saya dapat rumuskan bahawa:

Being the only Malaysian sucks.

People talk too fast sucks too. -- Sebabnya, saya tak dapat nak tangkap.

People are too smart.

That sucks too. -- Sebabnya, saya ni kurang smart.

People are outspoken. -- Sebabnya, confident level saya paras buku lali.

Sucks.

Budak-budak Public Health kena pecah ikut group.

Setiap group ada course director yang pegang.

Pastu ada subgroup, pastu ada subgroup discussion.

Bila time discussion je cepat-cepat saya angkat tangan; "I'll be taking down notes."

Yelah kan, kononnya taknak jadi Speaker, taknak join Discussion, taknak sumbang Idea.

Kononnya lah kan.

Sekali, pap pap pap pap pap pap pap brumm brummm brumm peng peng peng...macam tak cukup nafas diorang berbual. SERENTAK pulak tu. Sepatah haram tak dapat nak tangkap.

Aku ni berlagak macam English tu first language je.

Berpeluh-peluh jugak lah nak jot down bende alah tu semua. PADAN.MUKA.LAH.KAN.

Passive nak mampus. Macam ada pasir bertimbun dalam tekak ni. Boleh kira berapa kali keluarkan suara time tu.

Pastu course director tanya; If you were stuck on a deserted island, name one thing you would bring.

Terus aku menguap. Apa punya soalan daa.. Maksudnya kita dah tahu kita nak stranded ke apa ni? Kalau dah stranded tu stranded je la... melainkan ada genie in a bottle yang boleh tanya apa kita nak.

Iqa was like: "Since I couldn't live without music, I'd probably bring my iPod and make sure I have every Coldplay song in it."

-_-

Bijak.

Kesimpulannya, saya benci group discussion because it makes me look like a dorky dork.