anti-makcik cleaner....

noon (around 12.05)

BUZZ!

a small window appeared on my desktop,

glanced over my shoulder, feeling slightly annoyed with the BUZZ sound..

oh.... it was L.N, PM'ing me... "MAkAN tymE!" the message read...

oh, guddy... now, i could relax myself from absorbing too much ridiculous C++....

tukar bju, pap pap pap.....

skipping to and fro L.N's room and mine (her's is just opposite of mine) while waiting for the fabulous queen to get herself ready (azra, of course), i didnt notice that makcik cleaner was there, MOPPING the floor....swish, swish, swish....

i was about to jump from L.Ns room to mine, (jumping the long jump), when makcik stopped right in front of my door which happens to be green in colour.....

uh-oh!

ok, before i dig in even further, lemme tell u some details that u need to know...

1st rule : sila masukkan selipar dan kasut2 anda ke dalam bilik ketika makcik sedang mop lantai

2nd rule : sila pastikan selipar dan kasut2 dimasukkan pada setiap pagi kerana selalunye makcik akan mop lantai pada waktu pagi.... (NOTE THE WORD PAGI.... )

we are SO fine with those simple rules....now,back to the story....

tibe2, makcik cleaner menjerkah dengan suare yang boleh memekakkan telinga yang mendengar, membutakan mata yang celik dan juga membisukan kerongkong yg mampu bersuara....kata nya,

"MAKCIK TAK PERNAH JUMPA ORANG YG DEGIL MCM KORG NIH..... DEGIL BETOL LAH.... MAKCIK DAH KEJA KAT SINI 3 TAHUN, MAKCIK X PENH JUMPA ORANG DEGIL MCM KORG....!!!!!!!!!!! MASUKKAN SELIPAR SEKARANG!!!!!!!!!!!!"

obviously, the freak was shouting right to my ears, referring every word to us, almost ready to pounce her scary body on me and for a brief second i thought she was at her final stage of tansforming into an older version of maya karin in 'THAT' movie.... Cisdale nye makcik...!!!! die kata aku degil??? degil?????

n so, i answered back, "EH MAKCIK.... MAKCIK SEDAR X SEKARANG DAH PUKUL 12....MANE ADE ORG KEJE MOP LANTAI TGHARI BUTA NI, MAKCIK.....ORG KEJE PAGI2....SAYA TGK MAKCIK X MOP LANTAI PAGI TD, SAYA PON X MASUKKAN LA SELIPAR KAT DALAM.... MANE SAYA TAW MAKCIK NAK MOP TGHARI NIH....MAKCIK NIH, X IKUT JADUAL LA... ELEYH MAKCIK NI....SAYA TAW, SMLM PON MAKCIK X MOP LANTAI JUGAK KAN.... JGN INGAT SAYA XTAW YE ,MAKCIK.... LEPAS TUH, HARI2 LAIN TUH, KLAU SAYA MASUKKAN SELIPAR KAT DALAM, BKANNYE MAKCIK MOP PON....

SAYA YANG DEGIL KE, MAKCIK YANG DEGIL NIH?? HAAA ,..BAIK MAKCIK JAWAB... HAAA BR TAW TERKEBIL2....

LEPAS TUH, JANGAN INGAT SAYA X TGK JADUAL KERJA MAKCIK.... MAKCIK PATUTNYE BERSIHKAN TOILET TUH PAGI, TGHARI, PTG.... TP MAKCIK TICK KAT JADUAL TUH, MAKCIK BERSIHKAN TOILET PAGI, TGHARI N PTG YEHH?...WALHAL, YG SBNRNYE MAKCIK BERSIHKAN WAKTU PAGI JE....

MAKCIK NIH SUKE SGT LA BEBEL2....MAKCIK ANTI NGAN KITORG KAN? LAST WEEK PON MARAH KITORG GAK..... MINGGU NIH CKP KITORG DEGIL..... KLAU MAKCIK NAK TAWUU, KITORG LAAAAGI ANTI KAT MAKCIK.... SIAP MAKCIK, SAYA CERITA PASAL MAKCIK KT DLM BLOG SAYA... HAA MAKCIK GI AR TGK KAT POPSIE-IQA-WOPSIE.BLOGSPOT.COM.....G TGK, GI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

tp kan kawan2, mcm biasela.... kata2 di atas hanya bergema dalam sanubari iqa je....x smpai hati nk lepas kan kat makcik tuh.... sian die susah2 payah bersihkan floor kitorg... TAPI, kpd makcik, klau makcik bace blog iqa :

MAKCIK, KITORG ANTI MAKCIK!!